The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer Simpson in: 'Kidney Trouble' (1998)

Hank Azaria: Tour Guide, Bartender, Cowboy #1, Moe Szyslak, Carl, Father at Beach

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : This should be very educational. I want you kids to pay attention.

  Tour Guide : Founded by prostitutes in 1849, and serviced by prostitute express riders who could bring in a fresh prostitute from Saint Joe in three days; Bloodbath Gulch quickly became known as a place where a trail hand could spend a month's pay in three minutes.

  Homer Simpson : Three minutes.

  [whistles] 

  Marge Simpson : I never realized history was so filthy!

  Tour Guide : First on our tour is the whore house. Then we'll visit the cathouse, the brothel, the bordello, and finally the old mission.

  Marge Simpson : Oh, thank heaven.

  Tour Guide : Lots of prostitutes in there!

• Guide : Founded by prostitutes in 1849, and serviced by prostitute express riders who could bring in a fresh prostitute from Saint Joe in three days, Bloodbath Gulch quickly became known as a place where a trailhand could spend a month's pay in three minutes.

  Homer : Three minutes.

  [whistles] 

  Marge : I never realized history was so filthy.