King of the Hill (TV Series)

Death Buys a Timeshare (2005)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Jim : I know how you feel, Mr. Hill. Afraid to take a chance. If you're like me, your wife would tan your hide if you thought for yourself.

  Hank Hill : Yep, that's why I'm not buying. I'm a big fraidy cat. I'm barely even a man. My wife chases me around with a rolling pin. It's got nothing to do with timeshares bein' on of the worst investments there is.