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- Debra Barone: Don't you miss Italy, Ray? Look I took that right from Aunt Colleta's ballcony.
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: Wow, look at that lake. Next time we go let's swim naked.
- Debra Barone: You know there's fish in there.
- Raymond "Ray" Barone: Okay, then just you.
- Marie Barone: [after having driven a car through Ray and Debra's house] You shouldn't let them take the dog into the kitchen, he'll make a mess in there!