Quotes
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Kevin Thompson : Mack-Daddy, did you hear what Mrs. B called the mall?
Michael Jordan 'Mack' Mackenzie : She said "organism". That's not the same as "orgasm". And stop calling me that, okay?
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[Daria's class is visiting the local mall]
Mrs. Bennett : Now, we'll meet back here at quarter to three. Remember, area F, section moss, level 3. Got it? F moss 3.
Kevin : I know a good way to remember that.
Mrs. Bennett : You have a mnemonic device Kevin?
Kevin : It's not a S&M thing Mrs. B, it's just a way to remember that.
Mrs. Bennett : Well let's hear it.
Kevin : Fmossthree. Fmossthree. Get it? Fmossthree. Or was it Fmosstwo?
Mrs. Bennett : Everyone, write it down.
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[Kevin can't stop singing "99 Bottles of Beer" on the bus, and Brittany is annoyed]
Brittany : Babe? That's a really cute song and all, but do you think you could stop for a while?
Kevin : Sorry, babe. We always sing that song on the team bus. It makes us fierce!
Brittany : You're not on the team bus now. I'm not your teammate. I'm your girlfriend! We talked about the difference, remember?
Kevin : Sorry...
Brittany : Would you rather do what *we* do... with your teammates?
Kevin : BLAH!
Brittany : All right, then.
