Daria (TV Series)

Malled (1997)

Tracy Grandstaff: Daria Morgendorffer

Quotes 

• Kevin : All right. Field trip. Where we going, man?

  Daria : The field.

  Kevin : All right.

• Daria : It smells like... like...

  Jane : Teen spirit?

• Daria : If you play that John Lennon song backwards, it says, "Imagine all the people, browsing in a mall." Isn't that weird?

• Daria : We are now entering Hell. Please keep your hands and elbows inside the car.

• Jane : I'd love to have hair like that woman who's molested by a kangaroo.

  Daria : Really? She looked so... Everyday.

  Jane : I mean after she was molested.

• Quinn : How will I hold my head up in the Fashion Club?

  Daria : A traction pulley?

  Quinn : Just because you're not interested in what's new and attractive and popular...

  Daria : Oh, I'm interested. But why go a mere 100 miles away? I bet they have some fascinating malls in Southeast Asia.

  Jake Morgendorffer : Southeast Asia? To go to a mall? Dammit!

  Helen : Sit down, dear. It was a joke.

  Jake Morgendorffer : [angrily]  Oh!

  [Calm] 

  Jake Morgendorffer : Oh.

• Daria : I'm sorry, Mrs. Bennett. I can't go to the mall. I have a skin condition.

  Mrs. Bennett : What are you talking about, Daria?

  Daria : If I'm in an enclosed space for too long, I get hives.

  Mrs. Bennett : But you're in an enclosed space now.

  Daria : Yes... and I'm really itchy?

  Jane : These hives get bad, Mrs. Bennett, I've seen them. They drip with puss.

  [the entire class acts revolted; Daria glares at Jane] 

  Jane : Just trying to help!