- Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: When I move outta here tomorrow I'm gonna feel like a guy who just served a 5-year sentence!
- Archie Bunker: Aw jeez, some tough sentence. Free room & board and sleeping with the warden's daughter!
- Edith Bunker: [Comes up the stairs from the basement] Mike! I found some more packing boxes for you!
- Michael 'Meathead' Stivic: Ah, thanks Ma.
- Archie Bunker: Aw, look at this. Hey, now you got a matching set of Polock luggage!