ALF (TV Series)

Funeral for a Friend (1989)

Benji Gregory: Brian Tanner

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Brian Tanner : What's this one called?

  ALF : A platypus.

  Brian Tanner : It's ugly.

  ALF : Bri, I'm looking for a pet, not a date to the prom.

• Brian Tanner : Hey, ALF.

  Lynn Tanner : Hey, ALF.

  ALF : [in cowboy outfit]  Well, if it isn't the Tanner kids. What brings you two to this neck of the attic?

  Lynn Tanner : We just wanted to ask how your ant farm was going.

  ALF : So ask.

  Brian Tanner : How's it going?

  ALF : Don't ask.