Futurama (TV Series)

The Honking (2000)

Maurice LaMarche: Robot Doctor, Will Reader, Maniacal Laughter, Calculon

Quotes 

• Will Reader : To my loyal butler, You There, for his decades of service, I leave a pittance, to be paid in twenty equal installments of one-twentieth of a pittance each.

  [Butler cries] 

  Will Reader : To my lazy, spoiled son Tandy, who never understood the value of a dollar, I leave my entire $20 million fortune.

  Tandy : Is that a lot?

  Will Reader : And to my loving nephew Bender, assuming he's not the cause of my demise, I leave my castle.

  Bender : Yes! Let's stay there tonight!

  Will Reader : On condition that he spend one night within its walls.

  Bender : Oh, man, there's always a catch!

• Calculon : The year was 2019, and I was just a lowly robot arm working on Project Satan, a savage, intelligent military car built from the most evil parts of the most evil cars in all the world. The steering wheel from Hitler's staff car. The left turn signal from Charles Manson's VW. The windshield wipers from that car that played Knight Rider.

  Fry : Knight Rider wasn't evil.

  Calculon : His windshield wipers were. It didn't come up much in the show, though. Anyway, only after bringing Project Satan to live did they discover they had made a horrible mistake. For you see, it was pure evil!

• Calculon : I was all of history's great acting robots: Acting Unit 0.8, Thespo-mat, David Duchovny!