- Willie Tanner: Forget the attic. The attic is out.
- ALF: Why? You need the storage space for your abandoned idealism?
- Willie Tanner: Goodnight, ALF.
- ALF: Boy, point out one major flaw in someone's belief system, they take it personally.
- Kate Tanner: Willie, you can't let ALF get to you like this.
- Willie Tanner: Oh, it's not just ALF.
- ALF: [enters bedroom]
- Willie Tanner: Although he does figure prominently.