ALF (TV Series)

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (1989)

Paul Fusco: ALF

Quotes 

• ALF : Don't tell me, Willie, you made a few calls and got him into the National Guard.

  Willie Tanner : Must you make that joke every time you see Brian in his uniform?

  ALF : Yes. Next question.

• Willie Tanner : Brian's gonna love communing with nature. I know I did. Falling asleep under the stars, the cool ground beneath you, warming your hands by an open fire.

  ALF : What were you, a Badger Scout or a wino?

  Willie Tanner : Must you discourage everything I do?

  ALF : Yes. Next question.