- [Shredder rips a drainpipe off a wall to use as a weapon]
- Leonardo: I like it, Shredder. You look quite distinguished with a *pipe*!
- Leonardo: [after they open their savings] Okay, who put the sun-dried tomatoes in the turtle bank?
- Michelangelo: Hey, dudes, just saving for a rainy day.
- Raphael: [wakes up, yawning] Yeah. You know, mornings would be a lot better if they happened at noon.
- Michelangelo: [yawns] Oh, for sure, dude.
- Leonardo: Ahh. It's a beautiful, gorgeous new day, guys. Rise and shine.
- [the other turtles throw pillows at Leonardo]
- Leonardo: Ow! Make that... rise with a shiner.
- Michelangelo: All right, amigos. Breakfast is ready. Deep-dish oatmeal pizza with grapefruit topping!
- Raphael: That's the trouble with breakfast. Always the same old thing.
- Leonardo: Hey, Donatello, chow time.
- Donatello: How can you guys think about food? Don't you know what day it is?
- Michelangelo: Uh, not-thinking-about-food day?
- Donatello: It's National Sensei Appreciation day.
- Raphael: Wow, they sure do sneak up on you.
- Irma Langinstein: [on the phone] You know, I admire a man who's big enough to admit he's made a mistake. Maybe we could talk about it over dinner.
- [the caller hangs up]
- Irma Langinstein: H-Hello? H-Hello?
- April O'Neil: New boyfriend?
- Irma Langinstein: No, wrong number.
- Vernon Fenwick: What can I do, Burne? There's just nothing happening today.
- Burne Thompson: Vernon, you know what they say: "Dog bites man is nothing, but man bites dog is news".
- Vernon Fenwick: So?
- Burne Thompson: So, go bite a dog!
- [Burne goes back into his office]
- Vernon Fenwick: Hmm! Sure, go bite a dog. What do I look like, a flea?
- [Irma is about to say something, but April covers her mouth]
- April O'Neil: No, Irma! Don't say it.