Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

The Catwoman from Channel Six (1988)

Peter Renaday: Hamato Yoshi, Splinter, Vernon Fenwick, Myron Bimbleton

Quotes 

• April O'Neil : This is April O'Neil, Channel 6 news, speaking with this year's winner of the fat cabbies contest, Myron Bimbleton. Tell us, what is the secret of your success?

  Myron Bimbleton : Uh, chili burgers and onions. Lots of onions.

  April O'Neil : [disgusted]  Oh, you said a mouthful, Myron.

  [Myron burps] 

  April O'Neil : This is April O'Neil. Channel 6 news.

  Vernon Fenwick : Okay, that's a wrap.

  April O'Neil : Really, Vernon, why must I do these idiotic human interest stories?

  Vernon Fenwick : Because the public eats them up.

  April O'Neil : Right, with lots of onions.

• Irma Langinstein : Yoohoo! Splinter? Are you in there?

  Donatello : Irma, what are you doing in the sewers?

  Irma Langinstein : Well, a woman will go to any depths to meet her dream man. Now, where is this hunky Splinter guy?

  [Splinter enters] 

  Splinter : I am Splinter.

  Irma Langinstein : [gasps]  You're a... You're a rat!

  Splinter : Precisely. You must be Irma.

  Irma Langinstein : Wrong. I must be going.

  [runs away] 

  Irma Langinstein : AAH!