- Krang: Your bumbling has cost me the chemicals I need to make more mutagen. Without it, I cannot create my army of mutants.
- Bebop: Why do you need more mutants, Krang?
- Rocksteady: Yeah, you've already got us.
- Krang: I rest my case.
- Rocksteady: [Shredder pulls on his ear] Ouch, boss! A rhino's ears are real sensitive.
- Shredder: Why do you think I'm pulling on them?
- Leonardo: April, you've got to get everybody out of the area.
- Donatello: Those chemicals in the wrecked tank cars are mixing together to make mutagen.
- April O'Neil: Mutagen? Are you sure?
- Michelangelo: It's definitely not guacamole dip.
- April O'Neil: Vernon's in that area right now! He could mutate into some grotesque creature!
- Raphael: In Vernon's case, that could be an improvement.
- Leonardo: Fellas, we can't let Vernon's personality keep us from helping him.
- Donatello: Yeah, he's still a human being... sort of.
- Raphael: Besides, he might mutate into something even more obnoxious.
- Shredder: Just bring the beast to me!
- Rocksteady: Just my luck. I-I-I left my cattle prod in my other suit.
- Shredder: Cowards! Must I do everything myself?
- Bebop: Sounds good to me.
- Irma Langinstein: April, where have you been? And what happened to you?
- April O'Neil: Let's just say I was given a bum steer. Has Vernon come back yet?
- Irma Langinstein: Yes, but he won't come out of his office. And he sure seems nervous.
- April O'Neil: Try bringing him a nice glass of warm milk. That always calms me down.
- [later, Irma enters Vernon's office with some milk]
- Irma Langinstein: Look, Vernon, I've brought you something. A nice glass of warm...
- Vernon Fenwick: MILK? Ooh ho ho!
- [a crashing sound is heard and Irma comes out of Vernon's office covered with milk]
- Irma Langinstein: A simple "no thanks" would have been enough.
- Shredder: Krang, I could not control the mutagen monster. I must have your help.
- Krang: It's nice to be wanted.
- Rocksteady: [holds up a wanted poster of himself] Yeah, I know just what you mean.
- Krang: Now pay attention. This receptor ring will make the beast follow orders sent from this remote control device.
- Bebop: Hey, I remember these things.
- [puts the ring around his waist and uses it as a hula-hoop]
- Krang: No, you buffoon! You're to place it in the creature's nose, then command it to destroy the turtles.
- Shredder: [takes the remote] It will be done.
- Krang: By the way, in case you have any ideas about turning the creature against me, remember that I, too, have a remote control more powerful than yours. Mine works the TV, the VCR, and the stereo.
- Leonardo: Now remember what Master Splinter said. We've got to think like the enemy.
- Raphael: Okay, if you were a giant bull, where would you be?
- [the turtles hear screaming and see people fleeing from a store called Dish City]
- Michelangelo: A giant china shop, where else?
- Michelangelo: [walks in while the turtles are watching TV] Come on, dudes. Give me a break. Let's watch something educational for once. There's a mondo surfing flick on, "Waikiki Wave Walkers". It's totally tubuloso. Here, let me show you.
- Raphael: Touch that dial and you're history.
- Michelangelo: [changes the channel] No, trust me, compadres, you'll really dig it.
- [from his room, Splinter hears Michelangelo scream and glass breaking]
- Splinter: That sounds like a food fight. Deep dish pizza, to be exact.