Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

Mutagen Monster (1989)

Renae Jacobs: April O'Neil

Quotes 

• Leonardo : April, you've got to get everybody out of the area.

  Donatello : Those chemicals in the wrecked tank cars are mixing together to make mutagen.

  April O'Neil : Mutagen? Are you sure?

  Michelangelo : It's definitely not guacamole dip.

  April O'Neil : Vernon's in that area right now! He could mutate into some grotesque creature!

  Raphael : In Vernon's case, that could be an improvement.

  Leonardo : Fellas, we can't let Vernon's personality keep us from helping him.

  Donatello : Yeah, he's still a human being... sort of.

  Raphael : Besides, he might mutate into something even more obnoxious.

• Irma Langinstein : April, where have you been? And what happened to you?

  April O'Neil : Let's just say I was given a bum steer. Has Vernon come back yet?

  Irma Langinstein : Yes, but he won't come out of his office. And he sure seems nervous.

  April O'Neil : Try bringing him a nice glass of warm milk. That always calms me down.

  [later, Irma enters Vernon's office with some milk] 

  Irma Langinstein : Look, Vernon, I've brought you something. A nice glass of warm...

  Vernon Fenwick : MILK? Ooh ho ho!

  [a crashing sound is heard and Irma comes out of Vernon's office covered with milk] 

  Irma Langinstein : A simple "no thanks" would have been enough.