Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)
Mutagen Monster (1989)
Townsend Coleman: Michelangelo
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Quotes
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Leonardo : April, you've got to get everybody out of the area.
Donatello : Those chemicals in the wrecked tank cars are mixing together to make mutagen.
April O'Neil : Mutagen? Are you sure?
Michelangelo : It's definitely not guacamole dip.
April O'Neil : Vernon's in that area right now! He could mutate into some grotesque creature!
Raphael : In Vernon's case, that could be an improvement.
Leonardo : Fellas, we can't let Vernon's personality keep us from helping him.
Donatello : Yeah, he's still a human being... sort of.
Raphael : Besides, he might mutate into something even more obnoxious.
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Leonardo : Now remember what Master Splinter said. We've got to think like the enemy.
Raphael : Okay, if you were a giant bull, where would you be?
[the turtles hear screaming and see people fleeing from a store called Dish City]
Michelangelo : A giant china shop, where else?
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Michelangelo : [walks in while the turtles are watching TV] Come on, dudes. Give me a break. Let's watch something educational for once. There's a mondo surfing flick on, "Waikiki Wave Walkers". It's totally tubuloso. Here, let me show you.
Raphael : Touch that dial and you're history.
Michelangelo : [changes the channel] No, trust me, compadres, you'll really dig it.
[from his room, Splinter hears Michelangelo scream and glass breaking]
Splinter : That sounds like a food fight. Deep dish pizza, to be exact.