The Simpsons (TV Series)
Principal Charming (1991)
Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner
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Quotes
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Principal Skinner : Gentlemen, according to my sources, you are planning to simultaneously drop your pencils at 2:15 this afternoon. Do so, and you will be suspended.
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Principal Skinner : [At the school, the morning after he breaks up with Patty] Farewell, my Patty-cake. Good night, sweet principal. Oh, Springfield Elementary, I will have you back again! After all, tomorrow is another school day!
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Principal Skinner : Little Jimmy Pearson. Class of '71, right?
Jimmy Pearson : Principal Skinner.
Principal Skinner : [to Pearson] Get this woman a glass of water! And tuck in your shirt.
Principal Skinner : [to Patty] Nearly 30 and still working as a busboy! Standardized testing never lies.