The Simpsons (TV Series)

Dead Putting Society (1990)

Harry Shearer: Ned Flanders, Reverend Lovejoy

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• Reverend Lovejoy : Hello, Ned.

  Ned Flanders : Reverend, sorry to bother you at this hour, but... I through a man out of my house today. I-I-I feel like I violated Matthew 19:19.

  Reverend Lovejoy : Huh?

  Ned Flanders : Love thy neighbor.

  Reverend Lovejoy : Oooh. Oh. The Matthew 19:19, yeah, right, right.

• Homer : 'Fraid not!

  Ned Flanders : 'Fraid so!

  Homer : 'Fraid not infinity!

  Ned Flanders : 'Fraid so infinity plus one!

  Homer : D'oh!

• Ned Flanders : [Flanders pours Homer a beer from a tap in his rumpus room]  Here's a tasty little lager that came all the way from Holland.

  Homer : Well, beggars can't be choosy.

  [Homer drinks some and let's out a loud belch]