The Simpsons (TV Series)

Dead Putting Society (1990)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : Homer, I'm a little worried that you're getting too caught up in this silly golf tournament.

  Homer : But Marge, this is our big chance to show up the Flanderses!

  Marge Simpson : Well, I'm sure it is, but why would we wanna do that?

  Homer : Because sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad! And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.

  Marge Simpson : Mmmm...

• [Homer is reading Ned Flander's letter] 

  Homer : You are my brother.

  [Homer, Bart, and Lisa laugh] 

  Homer : I love you.

  [They laugh again] 

  Homer : And yet I feel a great sadness... in my bosom.

  [They're hysterically laughing] 

  Homer : Wait, there's more.

  [the others laugh again] 

  Marge Simpson : I think that's terrible. A man opens his heart and you made fun of him.

  [Marge walks away to laugh at Flanders] 

• Marge Simpson : Homer, I couldn't help but over hear you warp Bart's mind.

  Homer : And?