The Simpsons (TV Series)

Days of Wine and D'oh'ses (2000)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Barney Gumble : I'm just saying that when we die there's gonna be a planet for the french, a planet for the chinese, and we'll all be a lot happier.

  Lisa : Mr. Gumble, you're upsetting me.

  Barney Gumble : No, I'm not.

• Lisa : We'll never get a good picure.

  Bart Simpson : Hey, why don't we dump spaghetti on Maggie's head?

  Lisa : That picture's a cliche.

  Bart Simpson : Picture?

• [Homer is drunk] 

  Lisa : You saved us, dad. You did it.

  Homer : I could do a lot more things if I had some money.

  Lisa : Wha?...

• [Homer saves Bart and Lisa from a forest fire while drunk] 

  Bart Simpson : You did it, Dad!

  Homer : You can't prove I did it!

  Lisa : No, you saved our lives.

  Homer : I could do a lot of things if I had some money.

  Lisa : What?