The Simpsons (TV Series)
Blood Feud (1991)
Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson
Quotes
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Homer : Marge, quick, what's my blood type?
Marge Simpson : A-positive.
Homer : Aw, nuts!
Lisa Simpson : You know his blood type? How romantic!
Marge Simpson : A mother knows everything about her family.
Lisa Simpson : Oh, yeah? What's my shoe size?
Marge Simpson : 4-B.
Bart : How many teeth do I have?
Marge Simpson : Sixteen permanent, eight baby.
Lisa Simpson : Rings?
Marge Simpson : I don't want you wearing rings, it looks cheap. But three.
Homer : How many hairs on my head? Without looking!
Marge Simpson : Oh, Homie, you have lots of hair.
Lisa Simpson : Earmuff?
Marge Simpson : XM.
Bart : Allergies?
Marge Simpson : Butterscotch and imitation butterscotch.
Bart : And...?
Marge Simpson : Glow-in-the-dark monster makeup.
Bart : Ooh, impressive.
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Homer : Save a guy's life, and what do you get? Nothing! Worse than nothing! Just a big, scary rock!
Bart : Hey, man, don't bad mouth the head.
Marge : Homer, it's the thought that counts. The moral of the story is that a good deed is its own reward!
Bart : But we got a reward, the head is cool!
Marge : Well, then... guess the moral is, no good deed goes unrewarded.
Homer : Wait a minute! If I hadn't written that nasty letter we wouldn't have gotten anything.
Marge : Well, ummm... then I guess the moral is: the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Lisa : Perhaps there is no moral to this story.
Homer : Exactly! It's just a bunch of stuff that happened.
Marge : But it certainly was a memorable few days.
Homer : Amen to that.
[the whole family laughs]
