The Simpsons (TV Series)

Blood Feud (1991)

Harry Shearer: Mr. Burns, Smithers, Dr. Hibbert, Others

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Quotes 

• [after reading Homer's insulting letter] 

  Mr. Burns : Senile, ay? Buck-toothed, am I? Bony arms, are they? Liver spots, did I? Chinless, will you?

• Homer : Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

  Post Office Worker : Okay, Mr. Burns, ah, what's your first name?

  Homer : ...I don't know.

• Mr. Burns : I could crush him like an ant, but it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until... oh, what the hell, I'll just crush him like an ant.

• Mr. Burns : Ah, Smithers. How did the beating go?

  Smithers : [timidly]  Sir, I- there was no beating.

  Mr. Burns : What? Well, that's a hell of a thing! Why not?

  Smithers : I called it off.

  Mr. Burns : [jumps up and points a finger in rage]  Judas!