Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

I'm OK, You're OK (2006)

Liza Weil: Paris Geller

Quotes 

• Paris : I know you cheated on Rory.

  Logan : I did not cheat on Rory.

  Paris : Are you going to deny it? Are you serious?

  Logan : We were apart!

  Paris : Oh please!

  Logan : We were! We weren't together! And why the hell am I arguing with you? I don't want you back!

  Paris : You, Logan Huntzburger, are nothing but a two-bit, spoiled waste of a trust fund! You offer nothing to women or the world in general! If you were to disappear from the face of the earth tomorrow, the only person that would miss you is your Porsche dealer!

• Paris : Well, well, if it isn't New Haven's favorite whorehound.

  Logan : Is Rory here?

  Paris : Yes.

  Logan : Can I talk to her?

  Paris : No. You can talk to me.

  [Opens door] 

  Paris : What do you want to talk about? Life? Love? Common symptoms of sexually transmitted diseases?