The Simpsons (TV Series)

Simpsons Tall Tales (2001)

Tress MacNeille: Airline Ticket Agent, Mrs. Bunyan

Quotes 

• Airline Ticket Agent : You're next, Mr. Simpson.

  Homer : Hey, wait a minute. "Airport tax, $5.00"?

  Airline Ticket Agent : Sir, it's a standard fee.

  Homer : Well, we are not boarding that plane unless you waive that tax.

  [shaking his fist] 

  Homer : Waive it!

  [cut to the family trying to board a departing freight train] 

  Homer : Stupid anti-fist-shaking laws!