The Simpsons (TV Series)

Simpsons Tall Tales (2001)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn

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• Homer Bufflekill : I haven't had buffalo in six hours. Marge, how about whipping up some buffalo sausage, huevos buffaleros, and some fresh-squeezed buffal-O.J.?

  Marge Bufflekill : The buffalo are gone. I think you shot them all.

  Homer Bufflekill : [looking out on the landscape and wailing]  Oh! Connie was right! We wiped out the entire species! What have I done? What have I done?

  Bart Simpson : Calm down, Pa. There's two left.

  Homer Bufflekill : [shooting them]  What have I done? What have I done?

• Bart Simpson : [the hobo finishes his Paul Bunyan story]  Boy, that story had everything. A giant, house crushing, a meteor...

  Marge Simpson : Townspeople.

  Lisa : Got any more tall tales?

  Hobo : Well, I suppose I could spin ya a few more yarns. But first, who wants to give me a sponge bath? I'm filthy.

  Homer : [the family exchange looks with each other]  All right. But your next story better be worth it.

  Hobo : [lifting his leg]  Get in there good. Yeah, that's it. Don't be shy. There you go.