Futurama (TV Series)

A Bicyclops Built for Two (2000)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Adult Chatroom Bouncer

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Quotes 

• Fry : Four identical castles!

  Bender : Each more identical than the last!

• [the gang is logged onto the internet in virtual reality] 

  Bender : Behold... the Internet!

  Fry : My God! It's full of ads!

• Leela : After searching all my life, I may have finally found where I belong.

  Bender : Too bad it's a dump.

• Bender : Ah, Leela's experiencing the greatest joy a woman can feel: worshipping some low-life jerk.

• Fry : That's weird. It's another cyclops, only this one has five eyes.

  Bender : And here's another one with no eyes.

  [Takes the five jewels that form the eyes] 

• Fry : Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?

  Bender : Is the Space Pope reptilian?

• [on the internet, Amy finds a door titled "Amy Wong Naked". She looks inside] 

  Amy Wong : Hey! That's me!

  Bender : No it isn't. I just took some pictures of your face and stuck them on someone else's body.

  [Leela looks inside] 

  Leela : Hey!

• Fry : Let's go find out what makes the Forbidden Valley so forbidden

  Bender : No thanks, I'm good.

  Fry : But, there's probably some cool forbidden stuff you can steal.

  Bender : I don't know, Fry. For the first time in my life, I feel like I've stolen enough.

  Fry : Bender! Snap out of it!

  Bender : Sorry I don't what came over me. Let's go.

• Bender : I'm telling you, Fry, they've got a chat room for everybody... and here it is!

  [Bender and Fry enter a door labeled Dirty, Dirty Chat Room] 

  Amy Wong : Eww! That is so gross!

  Leela : Yeah. I'll stick with this one, thank you.

  [Leela and Amy enter Dirty Chat Room] 

• [the gang is logged onto the internet in virtual reality] 

  Bender : Behold... the Internet.

  Fry : My God! It's full of ads!

• [on the internet, Amy finds a door titled "Amy Wong Naked". She looks inside] 

  Amy Wong : Hey. That's me.

  Bender : No it isn't. I just took some pictures of your face and stuck them on someone else's body.

  [Leela looks inside] 

  Leela : Hey.