South Park (TV Series)

Timmy 2000 (2000)

Eliza Schneider: Principal Victoria, Carol McCormick, Liane Cartman, Helen, Sharon Marsh

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• Clinic Doctor : Now, Timmy, I'm going to read you a book called, "The Great Gatsby," by F. Scott Fitzgerald. At the end of the novel I'll ask you a few questions. Are you ready?

  Timmy : Timmih.

  Clinic Doctor : [sits]  Okay, here we go.

  [opens the book and clear his throat] 

  Clinic Doctor : "In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since"

  ["since since since since..." The clock reads 2:01, but the hours begin to roll by: 3:24, 5:55, 9:09...] 

  Clinic Doctor : "so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."

  Timmy : Ha-a-a-a-a-h.

  Clinic Doctor : Okay now, Timmy. Can you tell me: In Chapter 7, what kind of car did Gatsby drive?

  Timmy : [fiddles around some, then turns aside]  Timmih!

  Clinic Doctor : [rises and slams the book on the floor]  Well, that settles it!

  Mr. Mackey : [sits up]  Huh?

  Clinic Doctor : This young man definitely has Attention Deficit Disorder!

  Mr. Mackey : [rubs his eyes]  Oh oh, I nuh-I knew it.

  Principal Victoria : What can we do for him, doctor?

  Clinic Doctor : Well, ADD is fairly common in kids today. I'm gonna prescribe some Ritalin, and we'll see how that goes for little Timmy.

  Timmy : [softly]  Timmih.