South Park (TV Series)

Timmy 2000 (2000)

Isaac Hayes: Chef

Quotes 

• Chef : Hello there children

  Cartman , Kyle , Stan , Kenny McCormick : [calmly]  Hello Chef

  Chef : How's it going?

  Cartman , Kyle , Stan , Kenny McCormick : [politely]  Very well, thank you

  Chef : [suspicious]  Everything's fine? Why?

  Stan : Because we're on Ritalin

  Chef : What?

  Kyle : We all have attention deficit disorder, so we all started taking Ritalin

  Cartman : [talking like a stoner]  It really takes the edge off man, you should try it

  [takes a handful of pills] 

  Chef : So that's why all you children are acting so damned boring!

  Kyle : That's correct Chef

  Chef : Damnit, children, you don't need drugs to make you pay attention in school! In my day, if we didn't pay attention we got a belt to the bottom! Now they're tryin' to cure everything with drugs!

• Chef : [about the children taking Ritalin]  Oh it makes me sick! Those damned psychologists prescribe all kinds of medicines to you children without even caring about the side effects!

  Stan : But there are no side effects Chef

  Kyle : Not at all

  Cartman : [hallucinates seeing a Christina Aguilera monster]  Did you guys see that?

  Stan : See what?