"South Park" The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka (TV Episode 1998) - Matt Stone as Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Jimbo Kern, Jesus, Audience Member #5, Saddam Hussein

Eric Cartman : [dressed as an old woman] Why do I have to play the old lady?

Kyle Broflovski : Because old ladies are fat and you are too!
Eric Cartman : Was it fun?

[serving in Viet Nam]

Jimbo Kearn : Sure, Viet Nam was fun, but not going-to-the-circus fun or fly-fishing-in-Montana fun. It was more shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and then sitting in a tub of Tabasco sauce fun.
Jimbo Kearn : [reading aloud to Ned in the hospital] But Ponyboy was beat up pretty bad. He kept on saying, stay gold, stay gold.
African American : Montel, I think we're forgetting something very important in all this. Okay, sure, he touched some children, but, the man is a great singer and he has entertained us for so many years.

Jesus : Wha- What are you talking about?

African American : Michael Jackson! All this baad-mouthin', puttin' the man down. Maybe he did touch some children now and then, but come on! It's Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson!
Jimbo Kearn : Now the new law passed by the Colorado legislature, which Ned and I call "Pussy Law #4", states that we can no longer kill animals in defense. In other words, our old line of "It's comin' right for us."...

Ned Gerblanski : It's comin' right for us.

Jimbo Kearn : No longer works.

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Jimbo Kern, Jesus, Audience Member #5, Saddam Hussein