South Park (TV Series)

Child Abduction Is Not Funny (2002)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Tom the News Reader, Black News Reader, Mr. Tweak, Paraplegic Man, Frederick Johnson, Police Chief, Mr. Black, Randy Marsh, Tuong Lu Kim, Chris the News Reader, Mr. Mackey, Chris Stotch, Mongolian #1

Quotes 

• City Wok Owner : How come every time we Chinese build a wall, Mongolains gotta come knock it down?

• [the fours' parents are beside them to make sure they don't get abducted] 

  Mrs. Marsh : Do what you normally would do.

  [pause] 

  Kyle Broflovski : You're such a fatass, Cartman.

  Eric Cartman : At least I'm not a stupid jew.

  Sheila Broflovski : What, What, WHAT?

• News Anchor : And so all the residents of Manhattan are prepared to evacuate if Ms Clinton's ass gets any bigger.

• City Wok Owner : You GODDAMN Mongolians. Stay away from my shitty

  [meant as city] 

  City Wok Owner : wall.

• City Wok Owner : [turns to see the explosives that the boys put near the wall]  Oh crap.

• City Wok Owner : Okay, I pray arong.