South Park (TV Series)

Child Abduction Is Not Funny (2002)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, SNN News Reader, Tweek, Officer Daniels, Driver, Policeman, Jimbo Kern, Gerald Broflovski, Mr. Mackey Sr., Mr. Donovan, Mongolian #2

Quotes 

• [the fours' parents are beside them to make sure they don't get abducted] 

  Mrs. Marsh : Do what you normally would do.

  [pause] 

  Kyle Broflovski : You're such a fatass, Cartman.

  Eric Cartman : At least I'm not a stupid jew.

  Sheila Broflovski : What, What, WHAT?