Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
The Spit-Covered Cobbler (2006)
April Bowlby: Kandi
Quotes
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Kandi : Ouch!
Alan Harper : What?
Kandi : One of my teeth hurts when I brush it.
Alan Harper : When was the last time you saw a dentist?
Kandi : Alan, I see people all the time. They don't always tell you what they do!
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Kandi : Do you know a good lawyer, Alan?
Alan Harper : No, but my ex-wife does. Why?
Kandi : Because I wanna sue the guy who sold me that lemming!
Alan Harper : You mean "lemon".
Kandi : I do?
[Alan nods]
Kandi : OK!
Alan Harper : Did you get any kind of written guarantee when you bought it?
Kandi : No, it was more of an oral agreement!