Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Everybody Says Don't (2006)

Felicity Huffman: Lynette Scavo

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• Gabrielle : We were supposed to have four weeks. She promised me the baby wasn't due for four more weeks. We don't have anything! We don't, we don't have diapers, and we don't have the stuff babies drink.

  Lynette : Formula.

  Gabrielle : Exactly. We're not ready! You know, this is a total inconvenience.

  Lynette : Welcome to parenthood. Come on.

• Lynette : What is it? Teeth?

  Felicia Tilman : Dentures. They were my dear sister, Martha's. I'm sure none of you knew, but she had orthodontic issues from the time she was a child.

  Edie : Oh. Thank you.

  Felicia Tilman : I know it's an unconventional gift for an engagement party, but you and Martha were such close friends, Edie. I wanted you to have something truly personal to remember her by since she left us so abruptly. You know, when Paul Young strangled her, crushed her windpipe, and buried her alive next to a garbage-strewn hiking trail.

  Edie : Felicia, uh, I think you've had enough.

  Felicia Tilman : I do apologize if I've offended anyone, but while you all are chit-chatting and eating these yummy hors d'oeuvres, just remember you're in the company of a murderer.