Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Everybody Says Don't (2006)

Nicollette Sheridan: Edie Britt

Quotes 

• Susan : I was married to Karl, and I used to try to surprise him, and he would always, always, always say 'No, Susan. Don't surprise me. I don't like it.

  Edie : Whatever. I'm doing it, so keep your trap shut. Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go and buy a wedding dress. Oh, and by the way, I'll be wearing white, so that'll be a surprise for everybody.

• Lynette : What is it? Teeth?

  Felicia Tilman : Dentures. They were my dear sister, Martha's. I'm sure none of you knew, but she had orthodontic issues from the time she was a child.

  Edie : Oh. Thank you.

  Felicia Tilman : I know it's an unconventional gift for an engagement party, but you and Martha were such close friends, Edie. I wanted you to have something truly personal to remember her by since she left us so abruptly. You know, when Paul Young strangled her, crushed her windpipe, and buried her alive next to a garbage-strewn hiking trail.

  Edie : Felicia, uh, I think you've had enough.

  Felicia Tilman : I do apologize if I've offended anyone, but while you all are chit-chatting and eating these yummy hors d'oeuvres, just remember you're in the company of a murderer.