Daria (TV Series)
Road Worrier (1997)
Wendy Hoopes: Jane Lane, Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer
Quotes
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Trent : [Daria. returning from peeing in the bushes. climbs into the van and sits] Cool, Daria?
Daria : Yeah. I'm ready for my abuse, Mr. DeMille.
Trent : [cars begin slowly moving] Hey, looks like the traffic is letting up.
Daria : [to Jane] They're... not going to make fun of me?
Jane : For peeing in the woods? They're in a band, Daria. Those boys puke on each other on a regular basis.
Jesse Moreno : [to Trent] That reminds me, you owe me a shirt.
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Helen : Your father went to one of the most famous festivals of the decade.
Quinn : Woodstock?
Jake Morgendorffer : Altamont! Terrible tragedy, but I demanded my money back and I got it.
Daria : Wasn't Altamont free?
Jake Morgendorffer : That's the same line they tried to use on me.
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Daria : Can you rig that glue gun of yours to shoot bullets? I'm ready to end my suffering.
Jane : Well, you're not your usually sunny self.
Daria : I've got a bump on my head, a bug bite on my arm, a sandwich on my ass...
Jane : And all in front of Trent.
Daria : Now turn the knife counterclockwise. I can't go back out there. You go on to Alternapalooza; tomorrow, I'll emerge and begin my new life as a waitress.
Jane : Daria, if there's one thing I know about my brother is that he's oblivious. There's no need to be self-conscious.
Daria : [sighs] Okay.
Jane : Now what are you gonna do about that stain on your butt?
[Daria glares at Jane]
Jane : Kidding! It looks alternative.
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[Daria and Jane are listening to Trent play in the basement]
Daria : Isn't that two guitars?
Jane : Yeah. The other one's Jesse. He plays rhythm in Mystik Spiral.
Daria : Mystik Spiral?
Jane : Trent's band.
Daria : Sounds like one of those Doors cover bands that play brew pubs.
Jane : Heh, they wish!
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Jesse Moreno : Oh, man. That was Curtis Stalano.
Jane : Who?
Trent : He graduated with us. Now he's working in a toll booth. Whoa.
Jesse Moreno : You'd never catch me at a job like that.
Daria : [Thinking to herself] Because it falls under the category of employment.
Trent : Hey man, we're artists. Who knows where we'll be in five years.
Daria : [Thinking to herself] Still living over your parents' garage?
Jane : [Loudly whispering] Say it, Daria. Whatever you're thinking, say it. If you don't, they'll go on like this for hours.
Jesse Moreno : We've got a vision.
Trent : Eyes on the prize, man. Eyes on the prize.
Jesse Moreno : Yeah, and this guy's not about selling out.
Trent : No way.
Jane : 'Cause for that to happen, you'd need someone interested in buying.
[pause]
Jane : Well someone had to pick up the slack!
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Daria Morgendorffer : Can you rig that glue-gun of yours to shoot bullets? I'm ready to end my suffering.
Jane Lane : Well, you're not your usual sunny self.
Daria Morgendorffer : I've got a bump on my head, a bug bite on my arm, a sandwich on my ass...
Jane Lane : And all in front of Trent.
Daria Morgendorffer : ...Now turn the knife counterclockwise. I can't go back out there; you go on to Alternapalooza. Tomorrow, I'll emerge and begin my new life as a waitress.