Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

The Children's Book (1997)

Ray Romano: Ray Barone

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• Ray Barone : She picked yours.

  Debra Barone : Really?

  Ray Barone : Yeah. Clive. Clive all the way.

  Debra Barone : No kidding?

  Ray Barone : Yep.

  Debra Barone : She liked mine better?

  Ray Barone : Yep.

  Debra Barone : Why are you lying to me?

  Ray Barone : What?

  Debra Barone : You're lying to me.

  Ray Barone : You got that from "yep"?

  Debra Barone : No. I listened outside Ally's door.

  Ray Barone : Why would you do that?

  Debra Barone : Because I knew you would lie to me.

  Ray Barone : Yeah, I lied, but the nice way.

  Debra Barone : I don't need you to protect my feelings. Don't you think I can handle it that I write a children's story and my own daughter doesn't like it?

  Ray Barone : Of course you can.

  Debra Barone : Yeah. First you win, then you rob me of the opportunity to lose with dignity.

  Ray Barone : I think you lost that when you listened at the door.

• Debra Barone : I was thinking, we make the main character a bunny. This little...

  Ray Barone : Bunny?

  Debra Barone : Why, what's wrong with a bunny?

  Ray Barone : Hasn't the bunny thing been done, really?

  Debra Barone : What did you have in mind?

  Ray Barone : Nothing.

  Debra Barone : No. Go ahead, tell me. If you got something better, I want to know.

  Ray Barone : Okay. How about a dinosaur?

  Debra Barone : Dinosaur?

  Ray Barone : What?

  Debra Barone : I don't know. I just think it's a little trendy.

  Ray Barone : Well, bunny's hack.