Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

Misery Loves Company (2003)

Doris Roberts: Marie Barone

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• Marie Barone : You want some real marriage advice? I'm gonna give you the secret. There's gonna be yelling! There's gonna be anger! Don't fight it, accept it! You love him, you hate him. He disgusts you, look how he eats. You keep your head down, and you plow through!

  Frank Barone : Amen!

  Amy MacDougall : But Marie, you said "hate". How can hate have any place in a marriage?

  Marie Barone : [shrugs]  You make room. There's gonna be hate. Hate is real. Marriage is real. We may fight... but we're okay with each other. And you know why? We've endured, we have been through it all. And now...

  Frank Barone : ...We're waiting for death!

  Marie Barone : [goes with it]  Not that we're in a rush.

  Frank Barone : ...Fair enough.

  Marie Barone : THAT's a marriage.

• Marie Barone : [to Robert and Amy]  You two, you're newlyweds, you're in love. God bless you, you know nothing.

  Marie Barone : [to Ray and Debra]  And you two are always fighting. And the reason you get so upset about it is because you think there's something wrong with that.

• Marie Barone : We've been married 46 years. We've seen the lows, and we've seen the highs.

  Frank Barone : What day was the high?