Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
Marie's Vision (2002)
Brad Garrett: Robert Barone
Quotes
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Marie Barone : [Marie has just discovered that Robert had put injections in his face to get rid of wrinkles that she had noticed earlier; shocked] I don't understand, why would you *do* such a thing?
Robert Barone : [high-pitched voice] Nigh?
["Why?"]
Marie Barone , Ray Barone : [Marie and Ray stare at him as the sitcom audience lets out a long bout of laughter over Robert's reaction]
Robert Barone : [with great difficulty] Because ah eyou. Youah th' un ho said you can see all th' winkles on mie hae.
["Because of you. Youre the one who said you can see all the wrinkles on my face."]
Marie Barone : I liked those lines, that's character. Now you look like a Totem pole.
Ray Barone : Ha, Ha! Now let me translate: "To-tun Toll"!
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Debra Barone : [Ray and Debra have just found out that Robert had a "procedure" from Amy] Robert, did you have those... anti-wrinkle injections put in your face?
Robert Barone : Turhats.
[Perhaps]
Ray Barone : [confused; as the sitcom audience laughs in the background] Turd hats?
[Amy looks embarrassed, almost sorry for Robert]
Amy MacDougall : [to Ray] Your mother noticed a few wrinkles on him. So he goes to some doctor in the Yellow pages... paralyses his face!
Robert Barone : It's tenterary.
[It's temporary]
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[Attempting to say, "hello Ma. Happy Turkey Day"]
Robert Barone : Hewo Na! Hahhe Hurkey ay.
