- Dick Casablancas: To Logan: I don't know how I'm gonna quit you.
- [puts his finger on Logan's lip]
- Dick Casablancas: Shh. It's not me. It's Wu.
- Dick Casablancas: [Veronica waves her finger gesturing for Dick's attention] Just because you wiggle your finger doesn't mean Dick's gonna come!
- Veronica Mars: Sometimes opportunity doesn't knock. It waits for everyone to go to lunch and sneaks in using a key.
- Mr. Wu: I think when you get out into the world, you'll find that not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented men are gay. Many of them are just Asian.