The Simpsons (TV Series)

Brother from the Same Planet (1993)

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten

Quotes 

• [Bart's class is having Show and Tell] 

  Bart : Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero, Tom. He lent me this new weapon called a neural disrupter.

  [Bart demonstrates the sheer power of the neural disrupter by shooting it at Martin's forehead] 

  Martin Prince : Hey...

  [falls down on the ground, twitching] 

  Mrs. Krabappel : He's not dead, is he Bart?

  Bart : Nah, but I wouldn't give him any homework for awhile.

  Mrs. Krabappel : Very good, Bart. Thank you.

  Bart : Oh, don't thank me. Thank an unprecedented eight-year military build-up.

  Mrs. Krabappel : Mmm. Milhouse, you're next.

  Milhouse Van Houten : Uh, I have a horsey.

  [mimics his toy horse neighing in a slurry way which then trails off] 

  Nelson Muntz : Wuss!

• Bart : [Trying to aim his thoughts toward Homer]  Pick up Bart. Pick up Bart.

  Milhouse Van Houten : [In a trance, picking up Bart's thoughts, but saying Pick Up Bart backwards and writing it on the wall]  Trab pu kcip, Trab pu kcip.