The Simpsons (TV Series)

Brother from the Same Planet (1993)

Phil Hartman: Tom, Nelson's Dad, Football Commentator, Tuesday Night Live Announcer

Quotes 

• [Bart has joined the Bigger Brother program to spite Homer] 

  Tom : Come on, Bart, you know you know better than to talk to strangers.

  Homer Simpson : For your information, I'm his father!

  Tom : [angrily]  His father... the drunken gambler?

  Homer Simpson : [pleasantly]  That's right. And who might you be?

• Tom : [after dropping some starfish Homer threw at him into a tank]  There you go little friends.

  [a passing shark eats the starfish] 

  Tom : Do'h!

• TV Announcer : And now it's time for another episode of The Big Ear Family

  Krusty the Clown : [playing a character with huge ears]  Honey, I'm home! Ooh, I got wax in my ears. Better clean 'em.

  Krusty the Clown : [to the audience]  Huh? Huh?

  [the audience are silent except for a man coughing] 

  Krusty the Clown : Ugh, this goes on for 12 more minutes.