The Simpsons (TV Series)
Brother from the Same Planet (1993)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Woman Driving Car, Santa's Little Helper, Krusty the Clown, Springfield Communist Party Recruiter, Ren, Stimpy, Grampa
Quotes
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Bigger Brothers Employee : And what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?
Homer's Brain : Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge.
Homer : Uh... revenge?
Homer's Brain : That's it. I'm gettin' out of here.
Homer's Brain : [sound effects]
[step, step, step, step, step... slam]
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[Bart has joined the Bigger Brother program to spite Homer]
Tom : Come on, Bart, you know you know better than to talk to strangers.
Homer Simpson : For your information, I'm his father!
Tom : [angrily] His father... the drunken gambler?
Homer Simpson : [pleasantly] That's right. And who might you be?
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Blackjack Dealer : 19.
Homer : Hit me.
Blackjack Dealer : 20.
Homer : Hit me.
Blackjack Dealer : 21.
Homer : Hit me.
Blackjack Dealer : 22.
Homer : D'oh!
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Homer : This is even more painful than it looks.
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Homer : Bart's not really mad at me.
Marge Simpson : He called you a bad father.
Homer : Marge, when kids these days say "bad," they mean "good." And to "shake your booty" means to wiggle one's butt. Permit me to demonstrate...
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Krusty the Clown : [on TV] Hello, New York!
[applause]
Krusty the Clown : When Lorne asked me to host this show, I said "Lorne, why me?".
[laughs]
Krusty the Clown : I mean, I did just star in my first movie with Marvin Hagler and Tova Borgnine.
[silence]
Krusty the Clown : [trying to liven up the audience] Yeah!
[the audience stares blankly at Krusty]
Krusty the Clown : Anyway, we gotta great show for ya. Well, actually, the last half-hour is a real garbage dump. Uh... We'll be right back.
[intro music plays, followed by a commercial]
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Bart : Dad. Remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac", and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
Homer : [laughs] Yeah?
Bart : Will you teach me how to do that?
Homer : Sure boy. First, you gotta shriek like a woman, and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back.
[laughs along with Bart]
Homer : And then when he's lying down on the ground.
Bart : Yeah?
Homer : Kick him in the ribs.
Bart : Yeah?
Homer : Step on his neck.
Bart : Yeah?
Homer : And run like hell.
[Bart and Homer laugh]
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TV Announcer : And now it's time for another episode of The Big Ear Family
Krusty the Clown : [playing a character with huge ears] Honey, I'm home! Ooh, I got wax in my ears. Better clean 'em.
Krusty the Clown : [to the audience] Huh? Huh?
[the audience are silent except for a man coughing]
Krusty the Clown : Ugh, this goes on for 12 more minutes.
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Lisa Simpson : [Homer runs out the front door naked] Dad, hide your shame!
Ned Flanders : Homer, I can see your noodle.
Homer Simpson : Shut up, Flanders.
