The Simpsons (TV Series)

Brother from the Same Planet (1993)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz

Quotes 

• [Bart's class is having Show and Tell] 

  Bart : Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero, Tom. He lent me this new weapon called a neural disrupter.

  [Bart demonstrates the sheer power of the neural disrupter by shooting it at Martin's forehead] 

  Martin Prince : Hey...

  [falls down on the ground, twitching] 

  Mrs. Krabappel : He's not dead, is he Bart?

  Bart : Nah, but I wouldn't give him any homework for awhile.

  Mrs. Krabappel : Very good, Bart. Thank you.

  Bart : Oh, don't thank me. Thank an unprecedented eight-year military build-up.

  Mrs. Krabappel : Mmm. Milhouse, you're next.

  Milhouse Van Houten : Uh, I have a horsey.

  [mimics his toy horse neighing in a slurry way which then trails off] 

  Nelson Muntz : Wuss!

• Bart : Dad. Remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac", and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?

  Homer : [laughs]  Yeah?

  Bart : Will you teach me how to do that?

  Homer : Sure boy. First, you gotta shriek like a woman, and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back.

  [laughs along with Bart] 

  Homer : And then when he's lying down on the ground.

  Bart : Yeah?

  Homer : Kick him in the ribs.

  Bart : Yeah?

  Homer : Step on his neck.

  Bart : Yeah?

  Homer : And run like hell.

  [Bart and Homer laugh] 

• Bart : [Trying to aim his thoughts toward Homer]  Pick up Bart. Pick up Bart.

  Milhouse Van Houten : [In a trance, picking up Bart's thoughts, but saying Pick Up Bart backwards and writing it on the wall]  Trab pu kcip, Trab pu kcip.