- [Hank gets to third base]
- Kenny: Daddy, make it be fun.
- Buck Strickland: I aint yo daddy, oh you're talkin' to him.
- [Ace walks onto the field]
- Kenny: [in the stands] I bet his first pitch is gonna be on stilts, no on his knees!
- Dale Gribble: Save your breath, Hank. The only thing that could get him outta there is a twister. The RV's only predator.