G.I. Joe (TV Series)

Countdown for Zartan (1985)

Christopher Collins: Cobra Commander, Gung-Ho, Ripper

Quotes 

• Torch : [upon learning Zartan was left behind]  Ugh, that's terrible.

  Ripper : Yeah, who's gonna pay us?

• Lady Jaye : Your turn, Gung-Ho. And remember, the loser makes dinner.

  [Gung-Ho throws a javelin and hits the bullseye on the center target. Lady Jaye throws a javelin which splits and hits the bullseye on the left and right targets] 

  Lady Jaye : I win.

  Stalker : What did you do that for, Lady Jaye? He'll make us eat that homemade Cajun gumbo of his.

  Recondo : Yeah. Last time, we used it to fuel the SkyStrikers.

  Gung-Ho : Gumbo builds muscles, right, Doc?

  Doc : Well, it's certainly given you a cast-iron stomach.

• Ripper : Well, what a nice bit o' fluff you are!

  Lady Jaye : This bit of fluff bites!

• Buzzer : Say your prayers, yank!

  Gung-Ho : [punches Buzzer out]  Now I lay you down to sleep!

• Cobra Commander : [upon seeing that the Worldwide Defense Center has not been destroyed]  No! Zartan has failed!

  Destro : What did you expect?

• [last lines] 

  Gung-Ho : Now that Cobra's done with, let's get down to serious business: makin' Cajun gumbo!

  Dr. Mettier : Ah, Cajun gumbo! A true American delicacy!

  Gung-Ho : At last, a man with good taste.

  Spirit : Freedom, how would you like my share of that gumbo?

  [all the Joes laugh while Freedom flies up to the camera, screeching]