South of Nowhere (TV Series)

First Time (2005)

Gabrielle Christian: Spencer Carlin

Quotes 

• Spencer Carlin : So do you know how to work that thing?

  Ashley Davies : No, not exactly. But have you seen any indie films lately? No clue what they're doing, and yet it deosn't stop them and they're still winning awards.

  [Camera beeps] 

  Ashley Davies : Now, okay.

  Spencer Carlin : What kind of movie are you making?

  Ashley Davies : It's an art film, with underpinnings of sexual tension. I was thinking about entering it into the West Hollywood "Check out my shorts" film festival. Now tell me about your first time having sex.

  Spencer Carlin : What?

  Ashley Davies : Come on! This is where the sexual underpinnings come in. My documentary is about people's first times having sex. I already made my entry, lets go.

  Spencer Carlin : No. No way... on tape? Not gonna happen.

  [Puts her hands in front of the camera] 

  Spencer Carlin : .

• Ashley Davies : Come on, you have to do this for me.

  Spencer Carlin : You've got plenty of other people confessing their most intimate experiences, you don't need me.

  Ashley Davies : Yes, I do. C'mon, there's a way uneven balance, There are more no-times than first-times. And, plus, when my film becomes a cult classic, you'll be sitting on the sidelines, depressed.

  Spencer Carlin : I don't think it's right to document everything we do. I mean, maybe it's the privacy and intimacy that keeps special moments special?

  Ashley Davies : No, you're special. That's why I love you.

  [Spencer pushes the camcorder down in Ashley's hand] 

  Ashley Davies : . Okay, fine. Now tell me about your first time, like, as a rehearsal.

  Spencer Carlin : No, and, um, no. Hey, Aiden.

  [Aiden walks up to Ashley and Spencer distracted by something on his cell phone] 

  Spencer Carlin : .

  Ashley Davies : What?

  Aiden Dennison : [Spencer grabs his cell phone to see what he's looking at]  I swear. I didn't see anything.

  Spencer Carlin : Oh, right. Yeah, wait. I was trying to find a good time to tell you about that.

  Ashley Davies : [Ashley grabs Aiden's cell phone from Spencer and see's a picture of herself naked]  Okay, how about the minute you found out? Where did you get this from?

  Aiden Dennison : I don't know. Somebody did a mass spam to the school's student body... of your body.

  [the picture starts appearing on everyone's computer's and cell phones] 

  Aiden Dennison : .

  Spencer Carlin : Uh, Ash, you okay?

  Ashley Davies : Yeah, that's right! It's me! Woooo! Are we all happy?

  [the entire school cheers] 

  Ashley Davies : .

• Spencer Carlin : [Spencer and Ashley looking at the picture of her naked on Ashley's computer]  Hey, look at it this way. If someone is going to show your naked body to an entire school, at least they picked a hot photo.

  Ashley Davies : Why Spencer Carlin, I think that was a compliment.

  Spencer Carlin : Why, you're very welcome. So why all the glitter makeup?

  Ashley Davies : Why not? Adds a certain flash don't you think?

  Spencer Carlin : Definitely a touch of class.

  Ashley Davies : You do know that's not me, right? I mean, it's my face, but not my body.

  Spencer Carlin : Okay, that's your story and I'm happy to stick to it.

  Ashley Davies : No, seriously, look. I do not have a birth mark on my thigh.

  Spencer Carlin : No way?

  Ashley Davies : Way. The power of photo-shop. So it adds to the mystery of moi.

  Spencer Carlin : Who would do that?

  Ashley Davies : Madison. Bitch.

  Spencer Carlin : You were Madison's friend?

  Ashley Davies : Yeah, freshman year, Then up until last year, she was cool until I started hanging out with Aiden.

  Spencer Carlin : You know, two can play this little computer game.

  Ashley Davies : And better... or worse.

  [giggles] 

• Spencer Carlin : [recording her first time on camera]  He was cute. And I thought I was in love. I mean, aren't you supposed to be if you go all the way? Anyway, his family had horses and they lived on this really cool farm. So we went to the barn, and we were excited because we were both virgins and we knew it was going to be this incredible experience. I mean it had to be, otherwise why would everyone be so obsessed with it, right? Well, it wasn't incredible, not even fun. It was over almost before it began. And I cried. I don't know if I was happy or sad or just relieved. But I cried. I wish I could have a new first time, with someone who I really do love, who gets me. Maybe I will...