- Sam Tyler: Did you know that Billy took cocaine?
- Andrea Kemble: He doesn't. He'd never take drugs.
- Gene Hunt: Well, with respect, you probably thought he kept his cock in his keks and all.
- Andrea Kemble: He your boss?
- [Sam nods]
- Andrea Kemble: Well, what would I get for smacking him one?
- Sam Tyler: Round of applause from half our station.
- [Sam and Gene are going through everyone's statements in the canteen]
- Gene Hunt: What did he do when you looked in?
- Ray Carling: Flicked me the Vs.
- Gene Hunt: [writing] "Brandished his arms in an aggressive and violent manner".
- [jump cut to Chris]
- Gene Hunt: How many times did you check on him?
- Chris Skelton: Once. Maybe twice.
- Gene Hunt: Your memory's hardly your best quality, is it Chris? Let's round it up to four.
- [jump cut to Phyllis]
- Phyllis Dobbs: I said, he slid the tray along the floor at her.
- Gene Hunt: [writing] "Mr Kemble angrily threw food in the face of WPC Annie Cartwright."
- Albert Collins: I'm not sharing with no one.
- Gene Hunt: What is that, a double negative? Don't they teach you anything in nutter school these days?