M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Price of Tomato Juice (1975)
Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns
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Quotes
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Maj. Frank Burns : [In mess line] You're going on KP, Maxwell!
Igor Straminsky : I AM on KP, sir.
Maj. Frank Burns : Well the minute you come off, you're going on!
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Maj. Frank Burns : [in mess line] Apples don't grow on trees ya know.
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Maj. Frank Burns : Courage is something you can't be afraid to have.
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Maj. Frank Burns : These two aren't entitled to civility. They stuffed lard in my gun belt and write nasty things on my shorts.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : We like to send threatening underwear.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Hold still, Frank.
Maj. Frank Burns : Hmm?
[Hawkeye swats Frank's forehead with a towel]
Maj. Frank Burns : Did you get it?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Get what?