M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Price of Tomato Juice (1975)
Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce
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Quotes
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Driver : [Watching Klinger, decked out in evening wear, get into Gen. Barker's car] It can't be...
Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : What's that?
Driver : She looks like she needs a shave.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Well, she's been on duty all day.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [to Major Burns] You're gonna get the distinguished stingy cross.
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Maj. Frank Burns : These two aren't entitled to civility. They stuffed lard in my gun belt and write nasty things on my shorts.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : We like to send threatening underwear.
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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Hold still, Frank.
Maj. Frank Burns : Hmm?
[Hawkeye swats Frank's forehead with a towel]
Maj. Frank Burns : Did you get it?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Get what?