M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Mail Call, Again (1975)
Loretta Swit: Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan
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Quotes
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Major Margaret Houlihan : Must you bore everyone with that dull hometown news?
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Captain B.J. Hunnicut : Where's Frank, Margaret? Still trying to call home?
Major Margaret Houlihan : There's a crisis.
Captain B.J. Hunnicut : Hurricane named Louise.
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : I'd love to tap into that conversation.
Captain B.J. Hunnicut : I'd love to be a mouse with earphones.
Major Margaret Houlihan : Oh you'd just love to see me squirm, wouldn't you?
Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Can I slip into something comfy first?
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Major Margaret Houlihan : [Throws a chair at Burns after she listens in on Burns' conversation with his wife] WAR HORSE? ARMY MULE?
Major Franklin Marion Burns : [Surprised] Margaret!
Major Margaret Houlihan : STUFF IT!
Major Franklin Marion Burns : [Chases after Hot Lips] Margaret! Margaret, I had to say all those things. Try to understand!
Major Margaret Houlihan : Leave me alone, you chinless chipmunk!
Major Franklin Marion Burns : [Grabbing Hot Lips' arm] Margaret, please!
Major Margaret Houlihan : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee!
Major Franklin Marion Burns : [Follows Hot Lips to her tent] Margaret! I had to lie. The stocks and the house are in her name!
[Hot Lips slams tent door in Burns' face]
Major Franklin Marion Burns : [Burns turns on the charm] Uh... Margaret, dear, why don't I bring over my can of Sterno, and we can have some hot totties and you can put on your new nighty.
Major Margaret Houlihan : [Opens tent door and throws nighty in Burns' face] *YOU* put on my new nighty!