Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

No Thanks (1999)

Doris Roberts: Marie Barone

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• Frank Barone : [after Robert told a joke about an old man forgetting where he lives]  That's good. I love an old man joke.

  Marie Barone : I married one.

  Frank Barone : Another good one!

• Marie Barone : Debra, I don't know why your rolls are all left. I liked them. The burnt part gave them some flavor. Don't worry about those pots and pans, honey. I know how to do those.

  Debra Barone : Well, cleaning is cleaning.

  Marie Barone : [exiting]  You'd think so.

  [Debra picks up a frying pan and starts charging toward Marie. Ray grabs the pan out of her hands] 

  Ray Barone : All right. There it is. The raising of the pan. Thanksgiving is officially over.

  Debra Barone : And always with that little smile. She's so good at that.

  Ray Barone : Yeah. That was like a drive-by.

  Debra Barone : I should just tell her to...

  Ray Barone : You know what you could do?

  Debra Barone : What?

  Ray Barone : Gobble. Yeah, if you gobble, then she'll get bored, and she'll just leave you alone.

  Debra Barone : Thanks.

  Ray Barone : "Oh, Debra, I envy you, the way you can just roll out of bed and put on anything and not even care" Gobble gobble gobble gobble!

  Debra Barone : You know what? You might be right.

  Ray Barone : What?

  Debra Barone : Everything I told Ally about pretending it doesn't bother her, why haven't I tried that with your mother?

  Ray Barone : Because that's how you deal with children. Yeah, okay... but normal children. This one's big and a little off her nut.

  Debra Barone : No no. Every time Marie says something mean or insulting, I get mad. Maybe that's why she keeps doing it. I should just change the way I react to her. God, that's in every book.

  Ray Barone : Books. There's nothing wrong with how you react.

  Debra Barone : Ray, I wanted to hit her with a frying pan.

  Ray Barone : Get in line.